On the bandwagon.

Yes, it's an internet phenomenon that is probably past its sell-by date. But I couldn't resist posting these Chuck Norris facts here:

• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  
  
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  
  
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  
  
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  
  
• Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own.
  
  
• Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
  
  
• Chuck Norris does not go hunting because "hunting" implies a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.